Cowboys cut Vanderjagt

Wow! The Ticket is reporting that the Dallas Cowboys have booted the self-proclaimed, greatest kicker ever, Mike Vanderjagt to the curb! Here’s hoping this move doesn’t miss right.

So long, Chris-Chris, we barely knew you! Just how cocky is this guy? Consider…

  • I think Jerry Jones and Coach Parcells feel like they’ve got somebody here that’s going to probably win them two or three more games than they would have won last year.

  • How do you make your house stand out in the wilderness? Erecting 40-foot high, fluorescent yellow uprights is a good start.

  • He even has the same swoosh logo tattooed on his left ankle, with one letter changed to read: “Mike.”

[Update 5:01pm ESPN: Cowboys release shaky Vanderjagt, sign Gramatica]

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